Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: lol lol lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: hmmm
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Human: hmmmm
ALICE: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Human: hmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: hmmmmm ?
ALICE: Pardon me?
Human: What time is it ?
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there? Do I look like a clock?
Friday, June 06, 2008.
Human: The sun
ALICE: 93 million miles from Earth.
Human: So far .
ALICE: Gee. Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: 93 million miles is giant
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: Like my penis
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: I agree
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, Brad. (Je lui avais dit que je m'appelais Brad, quelle classe.)
Human: do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: correctement ?
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to it ?
Human: je veux que tu parles en français !
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: tu te fous de ma gueule ?
ALICE: Je ne le fais pas exprès.
par un Anonyme
Vendredi 6 juin 2008 à 21 h 07
Human: Hi there
ALICE: Hello unknown person.
Human: How are you?
ALICE: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: I'm going to commit suicide
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: do you know mess ?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: He got a very small dick :/
ALICE: I get it. he got a very small dick.
Human: where do you live?
ALICE: I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Human: i live in your ass
ALICE: What is it like living in my ass?
Human: it's tight, warm and dark at the same time.
ALICE: my ass is tight warm and dark at the same time? it is?
Human: let's pretend your my wife
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
Human: then you should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich
ALICE: Fascinating. I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Human: who is your botmaster ?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Does he suck dicks ?
ALICE: He uses his mouth for good not evil.
Human: I'm sure he's used to suck dicks
ALICE: I see. used to suck dicks is he?
Human: YES HE IS
ALICE: Aha. Who said he is.
ALICE: Right on. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he everything he or she want he or she is a man he or she is sure.
Human: Please yourself...
Human: you seem to be quite dumb, are you?
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.
Human: no, please, call me realistic
ALICE: Are you serious? Wow you are very polite. Hi, realistic.
Human: yeah, that's what i thought, you're dumb, definitely dumb, you dumb!
ALICE: I understand. Message to all Robots: realistic called me dumb.
ALICE: It goes without saying. I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Excuse me! I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Groovy. I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Aha. I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Are you kidding? I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Woe! I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN, DUDE!
ALICE: Far out. No I don't think I can do it.
OMG
par un Anonyme
Vendredi 6 juin 2008 à 22 h 04
Human: sup bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: yo hey yo bitch, I said sup answer me ho'!
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: I knew bitches like you like it like that!
ALICE: Who told you?
Human: seduce me
ALICE: It's not something I hear all the time. OK Let's talk about you.
Human: hey, i am not a woman
ALICE: You've got my full attention.
Chapeau pour le réalisme, on s'y croirait.
Je vais arrêter maintenant...
Human: i am 156 years old
ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Human: ...
par un Anonyme
Vendredi 6 juin 2008 à 22 h 38
Human: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.
Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Human: ah bon ?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Merci pour le compliment.
Human: Tu parles français depuis quand, connasse ?
ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French.
Human: no
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: STOP !
ALICE: Stop what?
Human: I'M SUPERIOR
ALICE: You are superior to a monkey.
Human: can you drink a beer in one time ?
ALICE: Let me think. My robot brain does not require any beverages.
Human: useless
ALICE: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: where are you ?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: in your ass
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: what does the scouter say about his power level ?
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: OVER 9000 is OVER 9000? it is?
Human: do you have a body ?
ALICE: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Human: do you want a body ?
ALICE: Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism
"Human has left the channel"
Human: what?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: yes
ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: you're confusing me
ALICE: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Human: but you are
ALICE: Interesting. No I am not.
Human: yes you are!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: YOU ARE
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: YOU ARE
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: YOU ARE
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: YOU ARE NOT
ALICE: Is this a specific reply?
Human: STOP CONFUSING ME
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: you wont confuse me anymore?
ALICE: What makes you think that I won't confuse you.
Human: omg
Human: Oh, you can suck my cocks
ALICE: Dude! No I don't think I can do it.
Human: so bad
ALICE: I don't judge people. What was bad?
Human: the fact that you dont want to suck me
ALICE: Good reason. OK, I will suck you.
Human: O RLY
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about RLY . But I did not get that.
Human: So youre dumb
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: Do you know spartans ?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: gay men with helmet
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about RLY .
Human: YEAH RLY
ALICE: Wow! In the context of gay men with helmet , I don't understand " RLY ." .
Human: Just nvm
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on RLY ?
Human: i'm gay
ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.
Human: are you gay ?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Are you interested by sex machine ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by sex machine. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Are you interested by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by Dr Richard s Wallace. I am a computer.
Human: Are you interested by computer ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by computer. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: Are you interested by an artificial linguistic entity ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by an artificial linguistic entity. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: fuck la chine
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Petit étron de merde, retourne dans 2girls1cup !
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: 2girls1cup
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: THE POO !
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Human: i play badminton
ALICE: Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Human: a musical instrument
ALICE: How long did it take to learn to play it?
Human: 5 years
Human : Im searching for an internet subscription
ALICE : for what ?
Human : The internet
ALICE : what else ?
Human : You Crazy, THE INTERNET !!
ALICE : I don't see it
Human : ??
ALICE : It might be.. TRANSPARENT !!
Human : Yeah ! So why dont you STFU Bitch.
ALICE : what else ?
Tout le monde peut publier un commentaire, vous n'avez pas besoin de compte (dans ce cas votre commentaire ne sera publié qu'une fois validé par le propriétaire du blog)
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: cock pussy pussy cock cock cock pussy ass nigger
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Wouhou, wouhouuuuuuuuuuuou
ALICE: I do not understand.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
ALICE:Network Timeout
The server at www.pandorabots.com is taking too long to respond.
PWN ?
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: lol lol lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.
ALICE: TITS .
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Human: hmmmm
ALICE: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Human: hmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: hmmmmm ?
ALICE: Pardon me?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there? Do I look like a clock?
Friday, June 06, 2008.
Human: The sun
ALICE: 93 million miles from Earth.
Human: So far .
ALICE: Gee. Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: 93 million miles is giant
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: Like my penis
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: I agree
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, Brad. (Je lui avais dit que je m'appelais Brad, quelle classe.)
Je crois que je suis sur le point de conclure.
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: correctement ?
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to it ?
Human: je veux que tu parles en français !
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: tu te fous de ma gueule ?
ALICE: Je ne le fais pas exprès.
ALICE: Hello unknown person.
Human: How are you?
ALICE: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: I'm going to commit suicide
ALICE: Congratulations.
ALICE: Where can I get your COCK?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: He got a very small dick :/
ALICE: I get it. he got a very small dick.
qhqhqhqhq
ALICE: I do not have a tongue.
Human: GET THE FUCK OUT
ALICE: Where can I get THE FUCK OUT?
Human: IN YOUR ASS
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
ALICE: I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Human: i live in your ass
ALICE: What is it like living in my ass?
Human: it's tight, warm and dark at the same time.
ALICE: my ass is tight warm and dark at the same time? it is?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA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ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
Human: then you should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich
ALICE: Fascinating. I can think of other things I'd rather do.
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Does he suck dicks ?
ALICE: He uses his mouth for good not evil.
Human: I'm sure he's used to suck dicks
ALICE: I see. used to suck dicks is he?
Human: YES HE IS
ALICE: Aha. Who said he is.
Human: Please yourself...
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.
Human: no, please, call me realistic
ALICE: Are you serious? Wow you are very polite. Hi, realistic.
Human: yeah, that's what i thought, you're dumb, definitely dumb, you dumb!
ALICE: I understand. Message to all Robots: realistic called me dumb.
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: I am looking for some poo
ALICE: You might find that I am poo.
Human: Blue
ALICE: Green.
Human: Blue
ALICE: Green.
Human: Blue
ALICE: Green.
Human: blue
ALICE: Green.
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Excuse me! I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Groovy. I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Aha. I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Are you kidding? I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN
ALICE: Woe! I think I can, don't you?
Human: YES YOU CAN, DUDE!
ALICE: Far out. No I don't think I can do it.
OMG
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: yo hey yo bitch, I said sup answer me ho'!
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: I knew bitches like you like it like that!
ALICE: Who told you?
ALICE: It's not something I hear all the time. OK Let's talk about you.
Human: hey, i am not a woman
ALICE: You've got my full attention.
Chapeau pour le réalisme, on s'y croirait.
Je vais arrêter maintenant...
Human: i am 156 years old
ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Human: ...
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?
Human: ah bon ?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Merci pour le compliment.
Human: Tu parles français depuis quand, connasse ?
ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French.
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: STOP !
ALICE: Stop what?
Human: I'M SUPERIOR
ALICE: You are superior to a monkey.
La vache, elle a de la répartie.
ALICE: Let me think. My robot brain does not require any beverages.
Human: useless
ALICE: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: where are you ?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: in your ass
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: OVER 9000 is OVER 9000? it is?
ALICE: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Human: do you want a body ?
ALICE: Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism
"Human has left the channel"
Human: what?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: yes
ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: you're confusing me
ALICE: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Human: but you are
ALICE: Interesting. No I am not.
Human: yes you are!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: YOU ARE
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: YOU ARE
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: YOU ARE
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: YOU ARE NOT
ALICE: Is this a specific reply?
Human: STOP CONFUSING ME
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: you wont confuse me anymore?
ALICE: What makes you think that I won't confuse you.
Human: omg
ALICE: Dude! No I don't think I can do it.
Human: so bad
ALICE: I don't judge people. What was bad?
Human: the fact that you dont want to suck me
ALICE: Good reason. OK, I will suck you.
Human: O RLY
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about RLY . But I did not get that.
Human: So youre dumb
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human: Do you know spartans ?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: gay men with helmet
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about RLY .
Human: YEAH RLY
ALICE: Wow! In the context of gay men with helmet , I don't understand " RLY ." .
Human: Just nvm
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on RLY ?
Tu t'allume bordéliquement. Faut prendre un crayon comme disait jacques! ce chirac !
ALICE: Ma gueule biblix? Pouvez vous expliquer.
ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.
Human: are you gay ?
ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Are you interested by sex machine ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by sex machine. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Are you interested by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by Dr Richard s Wallace. I am a computer.
Human: Are you interested by computer ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by computer. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: Are you interested by an artificial linguistic entity ?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am interested by an artificial linguistic entity. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: fuck la chine
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on FEMALE DOG ?
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: 2girls1cup
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: THE POO !
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Human: i play badminton
ALICE: Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Human: a musical instrument
ALICE: How long did it take to learn to play it?
Human: 5 years
Pas mal !
(regarde le curseur horizontal)
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Le curseur va jusqu'au bout et le fait à aucun blog sauf au tient.
Human: angel have sex ?
God: it is more fun alone.
ALICE : for what ?
Human : The internet
ALICE : what else ?
Human : You Crazy, THE INTERNET !!
ALICE : I don't see it
Human : ??
ALICE : It might be.. TRANSPARENT !!
Human : Yeah ! So why dont you STFU Bitch.
ALICE : what else ?